Classes & Certification

Joe

Our Course Offerings

All classes include hands-on practice, written materials (photocopied), and a certificate of completion suitable for framing or showing to employers.

Adult CPR Certification

Duration: 3-4 hours (depending on questions) Price: $45 What You’ll Learn:

  • Proper chest compression technique
  • Rescue breathing basics
  • How to use an AED (demonstration only, we don’t have one at the shack)
  • When to call 911 (spoiler: immediately)
  • The song “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees (for compression rhythm)

Includes: Certificate valid for 2 years*, one bottle of water, access to bathroom (7-Eleven next door)

*Some employers require annual recertification, check with them not us

Infant & Child CPR

Duration: 4-5 hours Price: $50 What You’ll Learn:

  • Modified CPR techniques for smaller humans
  • How to recognize choking vs. just being fussy
  • Age-appropriate compression depths
  • Not panicking (Joe will demonstrate)

Note: We use a vintage training doll from the ’90s. Its face is a little worn but it works fine.

CPR Refresher Course

Duration: 90 minutes Price: $25 Perfect for:

  • People who took the class but forgot stuff
  • Those needing to renew certifications
  • Anyone who wants to make sure they remember

Note: Joe assumes you remember the basics and moves pretty quick through this one.

Group Rates

Planning a company training day? Joe can accommodate!

  • 3-5 people: $40 per person
  • 6+ people: $35 per person (maximum capacity: 8 people including Joe)

Group classes include:

  • Extended Q&A time
  • Team-building through life-saving
  • A “Group Photo with Joe” opportunity
  • Pizza at the end if someone wants to order it (participants split cost)

Special Certifications

Workplace CPR Certification

Price: $55 Includes a more official-looking certificate and a wallet card. Joe will fill out any employer forms you bring.

Babysitter’s Special

Price: $40 (ages 13-17) CPR + basic first aid + “what to do if the parents are late coming home”

Class Schedule

Classes are held:

  • Tuesdays: 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM
  • Thursdays: 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM
  • Occasional Saturdays: 10:00 AM - 2:00 PM (call to confirm)

Schedule subject to change based on Joe’s availability, weather, and heating/cooling situation

What to Bring

  • ✅ Comfortable clothes you can kneel in
  • ✅ Willingness to learn
  • ✅ Cash or check (Joe doesn’t have one of those square things yet)
  • ✅ Photo ID
  • ❌ Food or drinks (no eating in the shack, Joe’s rule)

Registration

Three Easy Ways to Sign Up:

  1. Call: (555) 0123 - Leave a message with your name and preferred date
  2. Email: joe@joescprshack.com
  3. Walk-in: Stop by during class hours (but class that night might be full)

Cancellation Policy: Let Joe know at least 24 hours in advance for a full refund. Joe’s a reasonable guy.

Certification Details

Upon successful completion of your course, you will receive:

  • 8.5" x 11" certificate with your name (handwritten by Joe)
  • Wallet certification card (laminated at Staples)
  • Optional listing on Joe’s “Wall of Heroes” at the shack
  • The knowledge that you can save a life

Important: Your certification is valid for 2 years from the date of class. Joe sends reminder postcards about 2 months before expiration (when he remembers).

FAQs

Q: What if I fail? A: Joe says you can’t really “fail” CPR class. If you need extra practice, he’ll work with you until you get it.

Q: Do I get college credit? A: No, but it looks good on a resume.

Q: Can I bring my own training dummy? A: That’s weird, but sure.

Q: Is the shack accessible? A: It’s ground level with no stairs, so yes. There’s a portable ramp if needed.

Q: Will this certification be accepted by my employer/school/organization? A: Probably? Joe’s certificates meet the basic standards. If they have questions, give them Joe’s number.

“The best time to learn CPR was before the emergency. The second best time is now at Joe’s CPR Shack.” - Joe